Anticipating the Arrival of My New MacBook Air M2
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Chapter 1: The Thrill of Anticipation
The excitement of waiting for something can amplify the sensations of joy within us. As we anticipate, our brains kick into high gear, producing a delightful mix of endorphins, serotonin, and dopamine, creating a euphoric state. My serotonin levels have skyrocketed to the point where I feel almost giddy. Every mention of the MacBook or Apple brings a smile to my face.
I imagine that Charles Dickens must have felt something similar when he first opened his MacBook and began typing:
“My father’s father's family name being Pirrip, and my Christian name Philip, my infant tongue could make of both names nothing longer or more explicit than Pip. So, I called myself Pip, and came to be called Pip.” — Charles Dickens.
This whimsical connection is reminiscent of how the MacBook got its name; "Macintosh" was too lengthy to pair with "Book," so the ingenious Charles Apple dubbed it MacBook. I like to think that Steve Jobs approved of this name.
The rush of endorphins fuels my enthusiasm, keeping me up late into the night, writing (like this piece) as if I were under the influence. Dickens merges with QuickTime, and soon, the narrative of my life rewinds like Benjamin Button, tracing back to the source of my excitement.
My journey began with a warm and comforting surge of oxytocin when I contacted Apple’s sales team. Darryl answered, and I could tell he was one of the friendliest people I’ve encountered in ages. Despite knowing he was about to sell me an expensive device, I sensed a mutual understanding; I was eager to buy without the need for any hard-selling tactics.
Apple’s ability to cultivate trust elevates my oxytocin levels, and now I’m left to navigate these feelings until my new device arrives. According to the American Customer Satisfaction Index, Apple boasts the highest user satisfaction in the industry at 82%. I’m proud to be part of that statistic.
Some might think I’m a bit over the top, while others might call me eccentric. It’s this exhilarating blend of neurotransmitters that captivates me. After all, it’s not just about the destination; it’s about the journey.
Section 1.1: Why I Need a New Laptop
Computers differ from humans; while we age and slow down, laptops can also become sluggish, but we can rejuvenate them with software updates until their processors can no longer keep up. My trusty 12" MacBook has served me well over the past four years, but it's now struggling to match my fast-paced writing style.
I require a machine that can handle multiple applications and countless windows simultaneously. Unfortunately, my loyal companion has grown weary, with its 16GB of memory insufficient for my data needs.
Thus, I reached out to Darryl, and now I’m anxiously counting down the days, hours, and even seconds until my new MacBook arrives.
Section 1.2: A New Chapter for My Old MacBook
My beloved 12" MacBook remains an elegant device. Its stunning Retina display and sleek design still make it desirable. Apple products are known for their longevity, and I’ve witnessed friends cycle through several devices in the time I’ve kept mine.
I plan to pass my old MacBook to a sweet ten-year-old girl who needs a reliable and stylish laptop. She'll likely use it for a few years before needing an upgrade as she enters her teenage years, ready to explore new apps and experiences.
Apple’s commitment to recycling makes me proud to be a responsible consumer. As Lisa Jackson, VP of Environment, Policy & Social Initiatives at Apple, states, “We are laser-focused on our commitment to achieve carbon neutrality for our entire footprint by 2030...”
Chapter 2: The Anticipation of My New MacBook M2
I expect to be enveloped in a state of pure joy when my new MacBook M2 finally arrives. My excitement has already begun to manifest in my writing. While I know these feelings may fade into the routine of everyday use, I hope to maintain a solid relationship with my new device.
I liken my connection with Apple products to a long-term marriage—reliable and steady, if not always thrilling. I’ve learned to focus my excitement appropriately, opting to upgrade my Macs every four years rather than my family.
This anticipation has a delightful side effect: I enjoy better lunches and a harmonious relationship while my brain chemistry remains positively charged until the big day arrives next week!
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